|You Are a Boston Creme Donut|
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.
After that unexpected result (see below), it is a comfort to discover that I am in good company on this subject. Although I'm not so sure about the first line. There could be some debate about the second. The third appears to contradict my Inner European. And, although I have been known to pout if my selection is unavailable, I don't eat donuts every morning, or even all that often, lest I become too doughy.
That said, what with my recently bruised ego and all this talk of donuts, I'm tempted to comfort myself this morning with a good chocolate old-fashioned. Or maybe a glazed old-fashioned. Or maybe both. But not a Boston creme, thank you. It's a nice day for a walk to the donut shop.